Hemi quotes

From FBSD_tips

On networking :

Say you come home from work. You walk in the door. Your wife starts talking. She rambles for four hours without a response from you. That's UDP.

Now, say you come home from work. You walk in the door. Your wife starts talking. You're required to say, 'uh huh,' or 'yes, dear,' or 'I *knew* that bitch was crazy.' That's TCP.